Archive for August, 2010

Who Built This Church Anyway?


28 Aug
It was a fairly straight-forward request really: Could our church provide some administrative and bookkeeping  assistance to a new church that was just opening up just down the road?  It would have been perfectly fine to have declined the request because we didn’t have the resources.  But we did have the resources.  We also had people willing to do the actual work.  The request wasn’t even remotely unreasonable.

As our small congregation sat in a special “business meeting”, called specifically to discuss the request, a few members spoke about characteristics of the requesting church.  It was a small Baptist church, from what I recall, that really had a desire to reach the younger generation in our community for Christ.  They would have “contemporary worship services”. (more…)

Keeping Others in Line


10 Aug

I felt a strong urge to say something; to “fix” the situation.  Something felt wrong and I wanted to make it right.  Of course, had I said something, I would have seemed like I was a control-freak – or worse, a jerk.  Afterall, in reality, nothing was wrong.

I was standing in line at a coffee shop.  A couple was placing their order at the counter and there was another couple between the counter and myself.  Either the cashier was really slow, or for some people, ordering coffee is an elaborate process which should require a previously scheduled appointment – regardless, it was taking awhile.  Irritating, yes, but that wasn’t the problem. (more…)

The Power of Grape Soda


04 Aug

Most of my powers come from grape soda. Doesn’t really matter if it’s from a can or a bottle, but mom rathers I not have a can. She’s worried I’ll cut my lip on the metal. She doesn’t like blood. Super heroes don’t mind too much about blood.

My friends call me Captain Purple Power. That’s because of my purple cape. I also have purple pants, a white t-shirt with a purple spot, and blue goggles. Mom says blue is ok because it gives me the power to see purple when others see red. It’s complicated.
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Bill Daniel Johnson

I'm a Humorist with ADD. I was diagnosed recently – just as I was getting used to the ADD. Sometimes I'm serious, like just now.